Let them eat cake! Join us for More Fun at #blondiesbar - Free Comedy & Cake. TONIGHT 8-10:15p. 🍰😋
1211 hour ago
Self-destruction system in train station was exposed as warning message accidentally showed up across all stations. Government claimed such system wasn't authorized but couldnt penalize train corporation as the penality mechanism didn't take self destruction into account.
"Sons of Malarkey": this helmet makes my face look Circumcised...(not that there's anything wrong w/ that, I still don't know how all you "Uncut" guys can live with yourselves)("Amen to that", says every girl I know)
👆Me & Big Gee throwing free Dirty Looks at Yuppies & setting off car alarms for charity on our daily morning 'thundah runs'.
Here we are stuck at a "CAKE & COFFEE LIGHT": (noun) 1. A traffic light in the NYC-area that's friggin' long enough for you to complete your daily unbalanced breakfasts at.
2. See: Scorsese's film "Mean Streets" for other proper usage in a sentence.
(P.Sssss'sezes: goodness gracious me...I've been MIA on here, sugah bears... Life's been uncharacteristically BUSY the past few weeks, and that doesn't look like that's gonna change anytime soon, which is actually a Good Thing, ya? In front of the Camera in 5 weeks & on stage for 1st time in a looooong time in Two)
I'm slowly turning into Jay Leno...
If you need a laugh or want to see rising comedians tickets are still available for $5 🎙and you'll be supporting the A.B.G wave as we build our brand in the entertainment industry which includes our Music, Acting and Clothing Line 🆎️(see previous IG posts)
No one from A.B.G will be there unfortunately (we will be at the door at the party of the night) but Jeremy is our homie and a writer and producers on few tv shows tell him A.B.G. invited you out to laugh so we get credit 🤣🤣 or DM us if you are going to the show 🧞🔌you can buy tickets at this link https://www.eventbrite.com/e/outcast-comedy-festival-tickets-56304814215?ref=eios
A.B.G song of the night is "Yellow" by the ABGods 🎧it's available for streaming on @soundcloud