The nitrous they give you when you’re in labor is not nearly as good as the whippets from the bodega. In case you were wondering. You know, for a friend.
57,4041,23816 February, 2019
A short story. Swipe <<<<
24,9518504 February, 2019
Also, thank you to @avn for inducting me into the Hall of Fame this year. Porn has been the longest (and most successful) romantic relationship of my life thus far, and I’m so happy and honored to be a woman going down in history this way. Before I got into the business at 23, I didn’t know much about the industry itself - I wasn’t an avid porn watcher, and I wasn’t familiar with production companies or the names of stars. The AVN Awards on Showtime were just about the extent of my Porno knowledge. Coming from a background that didn’t always encourage or appreciate female displays of sexuality, I was fascinated to see these women on television being celebrated for their fearless sluttiness. I knew that I wanted to be a part of this world; to explore the bounds of my sexuality; exhibit copious amounts of sex, create a product people would get off on, and make a living doing it. I am so grateful to have found my sanctuary in porn, despite how others may judge or assume. Thank u AVN, thank you Porn, thank you to everyone who has wasted countless dead babies jerking off to me : ) I love you!
11,06324827 January, 2019
Hey @familyguyfox! U may have yet to get that Emmy, but ur now officially the winners of a much more prestigious award - Thank u @AVN!!!
25,68121227 January, 2019
When you’re 9 months pregnant it feels like you’re peeing every ten minutes and everything hurts in fact horizontal is the only position you can comfortably exist in also your stomach is too big to bend down to reach your feet therefore a trip to the nail place is unimaginable so your husband paints your toenails for you because how bad could it really possibly be btw shoutout to all my foot fetishists!
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67,4151,97723 January, 2019
These memes spark joy.
7,88010519 January, 2019
With tonight’s @xbizofficial show, it’s officially the beginning of award season! As tempting as giving birth in the public restroom of a porno award show sounds, for the first time in a decade, I will not be attending any of the events : ( There hasn’t been a single year I didn’t complain about how much I had to starve to fit into my dress, or how nervous the prospect of winning/losing makes me, or how painful my shoes are; but I am now experiencing major super duper FOMO. To make myself feel better, I’m posting an awesome shot of me winning XBiz Performer of the Year in 2012, captured by Jeff Koga! I can’t wait to show my kid that there was a time in my life I was sucking dick so well, I was getting awarded for it. Good luck tonight to everyone!